Bwahahahhaa, Got this from Lin’s blog

Uncanny… especially that part about women with the messianic complex, I’ve had my share of those ;)

The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSMm)

Compassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week¹, you are The 5-Night Stand.

Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled manipulator. Therefore, you get LOTS of ass. Most likely, you juggle many women at once; you care about all of them a lot, but each of them a little. It adds up, right? One love.

You’re not dishonest with people, exactly. It’s unlikely, for instance, you’d actually say “I love you,” just to get laid; and you might even go as far as explaining “I’m not ready for a commitment” to a potential partner. Of course, when you say it, you’d smile that special smile, like you two have an inside joke. Her.

Your exact opposite: The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer

The secret of your success? Every nice person has an instinct to fix the broken dirtbag within you. Women especially have this instinct, because deep down they want their sons to be evil, a genetic advantage.

To wit, your most likely occupations are stock broker, lawyer, and photographer. You are a hard worker, because power and success turn you on.

“While the breadwinning, gentle husbands of the world are mowing their front lawns, you are literally fucking their wives.”

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Sudden Departure, The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Stiletto

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid – Free Online Dating.