Pssst, wanna see Kelly Clarkson wasted, verbally abused and love every minute of it? Come on, you know you do!

There something common with all great musicians that can crossover different genres… ultimately, deep down, they have a love for rock and roll!

For the record, the lead singer of Yellocard sucks – not only did he invite himself on stage, but he can’t sing. Kelly on the other hand rocks even if she’s wasted.

Now it may just be the liquor, but really now; aside from the tendency of making a fool out of yourself, alcohol doesn’t really affect creative skills. If anything, it should boost your confidence and make you more comfortable with whatever you’re doing. Anybody drinking should now have the testicular fortitude¹ to not be inhibited by nerves (kaba).

Hence I’m going with the “Yellowcard singer sucks ballsack.” claim.