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2008.02.14 9:01 AM
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A new holiday
2008.02.14 9:01 AM

Got this email from Third. Wouldn’t hurt to support it.

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly…guys feel left out. That’s right…left out. There’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.

Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

This is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially **Steak, Blowjob & Shut the Fuck Up Day.**

Simple, effective and self-explanatory…this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show their man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all…just a steak, a blowjob & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That’s it!

This twin pairing of Valentine’s Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try that much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It’s like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.

So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.


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