Sorry to be vague, but here’s the deal:

As of this posting, (if the scheduled publishing¹ feature of my blog is working), it should be 12:34pm of July 8, 2009.

If you put 56 between the time and date you get 12:34 56 7/8/9 :)

I just fucking blew everyone’s mind :)

Wishing you all some good cosmic mojo that only this inexplicable “event” can ever possibly bring.